PS2, Nintendo DS, or Xbox. I don't
have the money to burn that stuff,
but I can afford to burn the box in
which my Xbox was packaged: an
"Xbox-box."
The Xbox-box was larger than the
death ray target spot, so I decided
that the central, encircled X was an
appropriate place to aim. As you
can see, the Solar Death Ray hit the
bull's-eye! A hole dramatically
burned through the front of the box
and expanded outward; it was like
an improved version of the Bonanza
opening!
Once the hole in the front of the box
was large enough, the death ray
started burning a hole through the
back. It took less than two minutes
for the Solar Death Ray to burn
straight through the Xbox-box. After
that the box lost integrity, fell to the
pavement, and burned for a while.
Only two substantial remnants
remained.
These pieces were all that was left
of the former box, now an
"ex-Xbox-box." These remnants
were placed in a brown cardboard
box: the "ex-Xbox-box-box"
ex-Xbox-box-box, I decided
to mix things up a little and
asked Andy to hit it with his
car. The photo on the left
doesn't convey the
spectacular impact of
Andy's car; he must have
been going tens of miles
per hour! Andy hit the box
several times and then spun
his tires out on the
ex-Xbox-box-box. Check
out the cardboard skid
mark! The ex-Xbox-box-box
was ruined: it was now an
ex-ex-Xbox-box-box.
