Whatever. This daunting bust of the infamous Sith came free
with my Slurpee (half cherry, half coke). I figured it's black and
it's plastic, therefore it's a target.
so I wanted to see if he could stand up
to the Light Side. Truly, he was not
prepared to face the power of this fully
armed and operational death ray. This
was almost as effective as that Ewok
bonfire in Return of the Jedi.
It took about 7 minutes to melt off
Vader's faceplate, which was longer
than I thought he'd last. Given
Vader's respiratory problems, I'm sure
the fumes alone would have killed him.
I know a lot of people reading this
are wondering why I didn't kill Jar Jar
instead. Trust me, I'm working on it.
