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Audio Tape:
Hootie and the Blowfish
I'm not a fan of Hootie and the Blowfish. Their
music seems pretty well designed to not offend
people, so I can't really say anything
derogatory about it. It's sort of like a noble gas,
just filling space, not affecting the listener. But
Hootie isn't one of the fun noble gasses, like
Neon or Helium. On the periodic table of music,
I'd put Hootie as the equivalent of Argon,
making up roughly 1% of the musical
atmosphere.

However, mix Hootie and the Blowfish with the
power of 112 suns, and you've got something
much more interesting. As you can see, Hootie
was utterly liquefied by the Solar Death Ray!
This was totally worth the $0.25 cost of the
tape.