Peeps are a frequently requested
target, but I don't know why. I
mean, look at them! They're
adorable! But the people have
spoken, and my first duty is to
them and not cute confectionaries.
Most people know that if you
microwave a marshmallow, it will
expand quite a bit. I was hoping
this would also happen when
these marshmallow peeps were
death-rayed, but if they did
expand it was barley noticeable.
The center bunny went down first,
followed by the one on the left.
The bunny on the right escaped
the Solar Death Ray almost
unscathed. Perhaps this bunny
used the Bene Gesserit* litany
against Searing:
I must not sear.
Sear is the mind-killer.
Sear is the little-death that
brings total obliteration...
Is this peep the Kwisatz
Haderach*?
*For those who don't know, these are references
to Dune by Frank Herbert.
