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sunglasses with the Solar Death
Ray ever since I first built it. It
just seemed so obvious. To date,
this is the most expensive item
I've destroyed: $5. I bought them
used to keep expenses down,
and then I passed the savings on
to you! As you can see the
lenses warped first, and then the
bridge got gooey. Check out that
plastic stalactite; it's almost like
the sunglasses are crying black
plastic tears. I don't know if
these shades provided protection
from UV-A and UV-B, but with
the light of 112 suns it probably
doesn't matter.
