robot dogs will be paradise. Well,
everyone is wrong! That future is filled
with laser-enforced fetching sessions
that last thousands of years! It's a future
where man (and also woman) is forced
to toil in the titanium bone mines! It's a
future where every dog is a BAD DOG,
and it's a future I cannot allow. Can the
Solar Death Ray defend us from the
K-9000? Initial results do not bode well.
As you can see, this adorable killing
machine was deformed by the death ray.
Eventually its right ear fell off and it's
head opened up. Unfortunately I
estimated that it maintained 92% Killing
Capacity. The Solar Death Ray was shut
down, and we went to Plan B: Andy
dropped a cinderblock on it. Obviously,
the Achilles Heal of a robot dog is an
inability to stand up to crushing, just like
in the first Terminator movie.
