their achievement of a multicolored
solidarity may be an inspiration to us, it
makes them even more formidable.
Enter the Solar Death Ray. Drawing on
the power of the sun, the Solar Death
Ray struck down these enemies of
humanity. The crayons stood together,
and they melted together. Yellow, the
ringleader, held on the longest, but in
the end he too yielded to the power of
112 suns. After the death ray was shut
down and the crayons were removed, a
surprising amount of waxy viscera
spilled onto the ground. The crayons
had been more severely damaged than
was initially apparent. I peeled away the
paper uniform of the green crayon to
show just how much had been liquefied.
While I was pleased at how easily the
crayons were dispatched, I was a bit
disappointed that I had failed to learn
the location of their rebel base.
