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Clue
Clue is a delightful board game
based on amateur homicide
investigation. It was also one of
the best board games ever made
into a full-length motion picture.
I'm sure the creators of hip crime
scene investigation shows played
Clue a lot as kids. All of this, and
it makes a great Solar Death
Ray target! As you can see, the
focus of the Solar Death Ray can
only cover a small amount of the
board, so I had to limit the
experiment to a handful of
suspects. Ms. Scarlet burned
fast, but she always was the hot
one. Mr. Green, the bald guy on
the left, does not look happy; I
think he's got something to
hide....

The game smoked from the
start, and it wasn't long before a
hole had been punched through.
But the question remains: who
done it? I guess I did it, in the
parking lot, with the death ray.