equal pay for equal work, improved kitchen
appliances, and other women's rights issues.
As a show of support for my sisters, I decided
to burn a bra (aka "boob shackles") in the Solar
Death Ray. The brassiere is a symbol of the
patriarchy's oppression of woman, and bra
burning is a decades-old show of support for
women who do not want to be supported.
I caught Paul wearing the bra before it was
strapped to the death ray. He said he was
verifying the structural integrity, but that didn't
explain the purse he had slung over his right
shoulder.
After Paul's journey of self-exploration, I
strapped the bra to the death ray. I was
surprised by how nicely the bra could be
secured around the target rack.
After a short time, the death ray was re-focused on a single cup.
brassiere for roughly 5 minutes. I
have no doubt that the Solar
Death Ray could have utterly
destroyed this undergarment with
little difficulty. Evidently, bras
provide little protection from fire
and/or concentrated sunlight; wet
tee shirts would be much safer.
As you can see, both cups had
holes burned straight through
(although one hole was much
more prominent). These holes
beg the question: did the death
ray destroy this bra, or make it
better?
