an America Online CD. I know
people who use these as beverage
coasters and Frisbees, but I'm not
sure how many people actually use
these compact discs to get
14,123,201 hours of free Internet
access. I do know this: AOL CD's
sure melt nice! I mean, look at this
thing decay in the focus of the Solar
Death Ray! It's smoking, warping,
bubbling, and melting. The final
product is so utterly spoiled that I
doubt I could squeeze out a single
free hour of AOL 9.0 Optimized.
