Death Ray- Death Log tag team vs. Fruit

Gravity Death Log

Solar Death Ray

You might not assume that fruit would be the most formidable adversary the Solar Death Ray has yet faced. At least, I didn't. In this, the first installment of a rare Two Part Episode, you shall be shown the folly of my nutritious hubris... I did some Internet research on fruit before undertaking this experiment. Apparently every man, woman, and child must eat 27 servings of fruit every 8 hours to insure health. Unfortunately I found no prior research on the thermal robustness of plants.

I decided to try to destroy a representative cross-section from the grocery store: an apple, banana, and peach. The Solar Death Ray brought a hellish, healthy heat onto the three targets. The produce produced a pleasant smoke as the outermost layers of skin were boiled and charred. Then… The death ray could do no more. Once the outer layers of the fruit had been charred, that same desiccated flesh formed a protective barrier for the innermost regions. After 15 minutes, the Solar Death Ray stopped making progress. Stalemate! Cursed fruit!

All was not lost, however. We did learn a new factoid: Fruit does not support combustion. Inflammability/unmeltability is something of a kryptonite for the death ray.

Keep smiling, my fruit foes…. We shall see what the Gravity Death Log has to say about you supposed indestructibility!